We Suck Fansubs

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We might not have the best translations, or the best encoding, or the fanciest text effects, but... I forgot what my point was.

We drink anime through a straw.

We drink anime through a straw. And not some wimpy soda straw, either. A big fat straw, like you'd use for Bubble Tea.

irony adj. Having the qualities of iron: The anvil was delicious, but irony.

Shrimp is not an appetizer. Phone books contain numbers.

100% real fruit juice - not from concentrate

Fansubs are not an excuse to not buy a show you like.

Tolerated by several.

Our name is not a sentence.

The best you could find on such short notice.

Not responsible for the lolicaust.

We get to pick first in next year's draft.

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Rocket Girls

Rocket Girls DVDSubber scripts-DVDs 1-6
Bandai Entertainment will release Rocket Girls in Region 1 in a complete series collection on October 28th. If you have already purchased the R2 DVDs, you can watch them with the above script pack. If you haven't, please support anime licensing and purchase the collection from Bandai when it's released.

Tale of Saiunkoku

Scripts for DVDs 1-13 (DVDSubber format)
Funimation will restart Region 1 releases of Saiunkoku season 1 on 21 October 2008. If you purchased the Region 2 DVDs, you can watch them with the above script pack. If you haven't, please support anime licensing and purchase the Funimation versions when they are released.

Uninhabited Planet SURVIVE

Battle Programmer Shirase

Sunday, March 12, 2006

In response to a few unexpected comments over the policy statement, we have made some rather significant changes to the document.

The changes here revolve around the release of script files after a license announcement. Prior to this change, we summarily ceased distributing new script files after such an announcement. Now, we evaluate the cost differential between purchasing the remaining Japanese DVDs versus obtaining the (usually cheaper) North American licensed DVDs. While this does not in any way guarantee that we will release script files after licensing, it does provide viewers that have purchased a significant number of Region 2 discs to continue purchasing them, with a relative assurance that we will continue to supply scripts. Please review the Policy Statement carefully regarding this issue.

Remember that we are still bound by the licensor's cease and desist notices regardless of other factors.

Comments over this change are welcome from all sectors in the anime community.

2 Comments:

Rioraku said...: wow...i don't understand this much, but apparently you guys took the time to look over it and revise it in a way more suitable to help other's understand the policy. so thanks =D; 3/14/2006 4:19 p.m.
lavalyn said...: Without our policy statement, We Suck Fansubs would be no different than any other fansub group. It is by the policy statement that we not only make ourselves distinct from the other fansub groups out there, but also bring our views of the anime industry to the public. You can go even so far as to say that it defines us. So it is clearly in our best interest to make sure that our policy is understood by all interested parties - possibly at the expense of some other parties thinking we're absolutely insane for even having such a formal and complete document.

Thank you for your support, of course ^^; 3/16/2006 10:39 p.m.

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<Torgen> Next I'll claim that my translations are perfect, and any apparent errors are really elaborate typos.
<MSH> typos introduced by the keyboard of course, not by you!
<Torgen> naturally.
<_bla_> Torgen: why is group called "we suck" then not "my keyboard sucks" ?
<Torgen> typo.

<Tyreal|Sucks> Torgen: how DID you do those DVD type subs by the way :P
<Tyreal|Sucks> just got fonts that looked like that, or used an actual dvd subtitling proggie
<Torgen> It's Arial.
<Torgen> I used TextSub.
<Tyreal|Sucks> ahh

<Shouta> <WeSuck> You = my bitch

<Torgen> Yeah, it's like taking the ghost suit of the ghost lego man and putting it on the astronaut lego man.
<Torgen> The ghost lego man is now just a normal lego man with a featureless face.
<Torgen> while the astronaut gets to look out through the ghost suit's eyeholes.
<Spyre> Torgen that has to be the best analogy ever.
<Spyre> Thats EXACTLY what its like!
* Spyre is in awe

<kara|hw> i told crustol...
<kara|hw> '私解析していてちょっぴり濡れちゃった。'
<kara|hw> he hasnt talked to me in a while
(Trans. note: this is Yoriko's line from about 7 minutes into BPS 03-2)

<AWAY-Bomb|AutoShow> Whee!
<AWAY-Bomb|AutoShow> Suck!

<Torgen> no, because Hawaii would have been right
<Torgen> but it was wrong.
<Torgen> so it was left.
<Torgen> :(foot)

<Torgen> Think you could co-produce some Gundam show with cat girls in it?
<Jekichu-clone> gundam....cat girls...
<Jekichu-clone> ...
<Jekichu-clone> ....
<Jekichu-clone> no
<Torgen> Like have cat-girls (and boys, and women, and men) instead of Newtypes or Coordinators...
<Torgen> or whatever other gundam series had.
<Jekichu-clone> laf, thats straight up pornographic
<Torgen> think of the ratings!
<Jekichu-clone> rawwwrrrr

<PyRC> basket, if everything is recursive, maybe there are no fansubs.

<Torgen> And Ensei doesn't sound like I expected him to when I first saw him...
<Torgen> He looks all gruff...
<Torgen> and he sounds so comical.
<arcImpulse> and you expected...
<Torgen> him to sound all gruff, like those assassins...
<Torgen> but he sounds uncultured;
<Torgen> not rogueish.
<Torgen> it's like, if he said "wanna come over and watch the game?" I'd take a moment to realize that was an anachronism.
<arcImpulse> if you think he sounds weird... just wait till we get to Eccentric Kou
<arcImpulse> and you'd be like...holy anachronism~~
<Torgen> what, does Kou sound like a robot or something?
<arcImpulse> damn, I couldn't fool you, ne?

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